Season 1, Episode 4: "The Videolympic Games"
Narrator: On the dark & dangerous world of Subspace, the evil Master Hand is about to witness a sinister secret...
Master Hand: POWER!!! I must have more power!!!!
Kamek: *takes out some batteries* H-Hey, M-M-Master Hand! Y-Y-Y-You can use my flashlight batteries! <8)
Master Hand: Not that kind of power, you imbecile!!!!! *hits Kamek with the beams from his fingertips* Kamek: *get ht several times* BWAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Master Hand: I want the power to reach my destiny! The power to rule Videoland!! But most important of all, the power to destroy the Princess and the meddling Captain N!!! Hyper Mirror on my wall, tell me how to crush those pesky meddlers once & for all!!!!
Hyper Mirror: Hidden within Skyworld, in the towering peak, the Three Sacred Treasures contain the mighty power you seek, For 10 and 27 thousand years, they've been sight unseen, but bring the Treasure together & you shall soon be king.....
Master Hand: Yes.....King Master Hand, supreme ruler of Videoland...what a wonderful thought! Get me the Princess! >8( Psycrow: Yes, Master Hand!
Narrator: Meanwhile, at the Palace of Power...
Navin: *jumps over barrels & climbs ladders* Princess Macey: Hurry, Navin! Navin: Don't worry, Princess! I'll be right there in a flash!! (Hologram) Donkey Kong:
Navin: *gets to the top* >_<
(Hologram) Donkey Kong: *falls* GIAAAHHHH!!!!
Princess Macey: *freed* ^.^
Ness: Nice try, Navin! Navin: Wow! A life-sized D.K. Simulator!! What a concept!!!
*suddenly, on the monitor, Master Hand appears*
Master Hand: I hope I'm not interrupting anything...
Princess Macey: If you called to threaten us again, it won't work Master Hand. >B(
Master Hand: You're right, threatening hasn't worked & I am sorry for the way I acted. All of this fighting is getting us nowhere. U_U What do you say we settle our differences in a more...sportsmen-like way?
Princess Macey: *looks at Navin* I don't trust him, he's up to something...B(
Navin: *looks at the monitor* What do you suggest, Master Hand? Master Hand: A challenge, we're gonna hold the Videolympics on Skyworld. My warriors..err...athletes versus Captain N & The N Team. If we lose, we shall NEVER set foot off of Subspace again. If we win, I'll be the new Prince of Videoland! Princess Macey: You, Prince? Hehehehe! Navin: We gotta give him the benefit of the doubt. Landon: Meow!
Ness: But this is what we've been waiting for, your highness! A chance for peace!! <8)
Princess Macey: I know, but Master Hand can't be trusted. What if it's a trick? Navin: Well if it is, what better way to find out than to go along with it? Princess Macey: What if we lose? Earthworm Jim: Lose? With all of us on your side? Don't be ridiculous! Bomberman: With Captain N leading us, we'll have the power to win! What do ya say, your highness? Princess Macey: Well, I guess...
Navin: You're on, Master Hand! >8D
Master Hand: Perfect. We shall see you at the Skyworld Coliseum for the games. >B) AND FOR YOUR FUNERALS, FOOLS! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
*the monitor turns off*
Princess Macey: I hope we made the right choice. <8|
Navin: Don't worry, Princess. With a Lil' workout, we'll undefeatable.
Narrator: A short while later, at the Palace Courtyard, Navin and the others go into training to prepare themselves for the upcoming Videolympic Games...
Navin: Okay, everyone. We gotta get into prime shape if we're gonna win! *gets out a jump rope* Princess Macey: *does the same* Earthworm Jim: *uses his Supersuit to use himself as a jump rope* Bomberman: What am I suppose to do with these Hammer Balls, Captain N? Navin: It's simple, Bomberman! ^_^ You just hold onto the handle on the chain, spin around & around to swing the Hammer Ball, then let go to see how far you threw it. Go ahead, you try it.
Bomberman: *grabs the handle & spins* >~< *lets go & throws it extremely far and fast*
Earthworm Jim: *dodges it* Hey!
Ness: *also dodges it* Watch out! O︵O
*the Hammer Ball lands in an unknown place, causing an explosion*
Navin: That was totally wicked! Landon: Meow! *falls off* MEOW! Navin: *catches him* I know you wanna help, Landon, but cats aren't allowed to compete. <B| *looks at Macey* Are they? Princess Macey: Ness: You can count on me to win the Lap Running, Princess!
Narrator: Halfway across Videoland, at the strange world of Punch-Out, Master Hand's minions are also getting prepared for the Videolympics...
Kamek: *using a punching bag* I love punching the punching bag... *zaps it with his magic wand, turning it into a brick*...but I love zapping them even better! Hehehehe... Psycrow: Alright, Evil Bomber. Let's see if you can lift this-CAW-much weight. Evil Bomber: No sweat. *picks up a giant machine* >B) Master Hand (Hologram Form): *appears* Evil Bomber: Hey, Master Hand! How'd you like the way I clean & jerk this way? Master Hand (Hologram Form): I'll clean your face, jerk! If you stop screwing around like a bunch of monkeys!! Evil Bomber: *stops* Aw man. But we're practicing for the Games, just like you told us to... Master Hand (Hologram Form): I didn't expect you to practice for it, I expected you to practice cheating!! Kamek: But why do we need to cheat you're just gonna destroy them all with the power of the Three Sacred Treasures?
Master Hand (Hologram Form): Because winning the Videolympic Games will improve my image as Prince of Videoland. >B) *disappears*
Evil Bomber: Welp, if it's cheatin' he wants, it's cheatin' he'll get. *hides brass knuckles under his gloves/hands* Like my famous "Devastation Punch"! *punches a punching bag into bits* Kamek: Yeah! And my "Bullet Bill Bazooka"! >8D *shoots 5 Bullet Bills* Evil Bomber: *gets hit by them* Ow! *looks at Kamek* Why you... Kamek: No, wait!! It was an accident!!! OmO *gets lifted up by Evil Bomber*
Evil Bomber: *lifts up Kamek* I give you an accident on purpose! D8< *throws him into a boxing ring*
Psycrow: *rings the boxing bell* >8)
Evil Bomber: *gets into the boxing ring* Defend yourself! Kamek: *gets up* Okay, you asked for it! I'll squash you like a Thwomp! *summons a Thwomp to land on Evil Bomber*
Evil Bomber: *gets hit by the Thwomp* Aah! DX
Kamek: And I'll beat you like a Broozer! *summons a Broozer to punch Evil Bomber*
Evil Bomber: *gets punched in the stomach because of the Broozer* Oof! X(
Kamek: And I'll....>8( *gets his wand snatched by Evil Bomber* 0_0
Evil Bomber: *snaps his wand in half* Oh yeah?! D8< Try this! *pounces on Kamek*
Narrator: Meanwhile, back at the Palace of Power, the Princess grows fearful of Master Hand's challenge...
Ness, Earthworm Jim & Bomberman: *arguing over who's face should appear on the Flakes cereal box*
Princess Macey: Stop it!! >8(
Ness, Earthworm Jim & Bomberman:
Princess Macey: None of you are gonna be on the front of the box if we don't win the games tomorrow. B(
Navin: Don't worry, Princess. I know how to get these guys in shape! *looks at them* Okay, 100 pushups. Let's move it. >B| All:
All: *running through an obstacle course* Navin: *drinks egg yolk from a cup for energy*
Ness & Bomberman: *climbing up ropes* =T
All: *run up tons of stairs, all the way to the top* ^w^
Narrator: The next day on Skyworld, millions have gathered to watch as their fate is chosen in the Videolympic Games...
*on the N Team's Side*
Navin: Now don't forget to keep your eyes peeled for anything fishy. >8\
*on Master Hand's Side*
Master Hand: Now remember, it isn't if you win or lose...-_-
Kamek: ...but how you play the game! UwU
Master Hand: No, you moron!! *sends multiple fireballs onto him* Kamek: AAAAH!!! Master Hand: I've arranged the events to take us to the 3 locations of where the Three Sacred Treasures are buried. >B( And once I have their Sacred Powers, I shall destroy Captain N and the Princess!! >8D Then Videoland will be mine!!! Mwahahahahahaha! Coach Pit: Ladies & Gentlemen of Videoland, let the games begin! Audience: *cheers*
Princess Macey: You can do it, Navin. I know you can. <8)
Coach Pit: The 1st Event, Tag-Team Wrestling! Ness: I'm too small to wrestle!! If Evil Bomber slams me, I'll be squashed! Navin: They picked our names out of a hat, Ness. We'll just gotta do the best we can... Coach Pit: Just a sec! There's been a mishap in the draw!! Navin: Evil Bomber's out of the match!
Coach Pit: Wrestling for Evil Bomber will be....RIDLEY?! O_O
Ridley: Princess Macey: Oh no!
Coach Pit: First one to KO their enemies is the winner!
Navin: You take care of Kamek, I'll handle Ridley...
Ness: *goes off*
Navin: Yeah, sure I will. Kamek: C'mon, Ness! Make your move!
Ness: *tries to flip him over* Mmph! >~<
Kamek: *summons a Thwomp to get him down* Ha!! What a shrimp!!! >8D
Navin: Ness, you gotta use leverage!
Ness: *finally flips Kamek over* X)
Coach Pit: 1...2...3...
Kamek: *quickly tags Ridley's foot* >m<
Coach Pit: Ridley has been tagged! OoO
Ridley: *uses his tail to move Kamek off to the side* *pushes Ness down with his finger/claw* Ness: Let me go!!!
Coach Pit: 1...2...3...
Ness: *tags Navin in a fast paste* ~_0
Navin: Alright, you big dragon! Pick on somebody your own size! Princess Macey: Oh no! Landon: M-meow.... Ridley: *sits on Navin and Ness*
Coach Pit: 1...2...3...4!!! And the winner is Ridley!!
Ridley: *flies off*
Ness and Navin: *gets up* Ugh... @~@
Coach Pit: Ridley wins the 1st event!
Evil Bomber: We don't need the Three Sacred Treasures, Master Hand. We're gonna wham those wimps! >8)
Master Hand: I'm sure we are but that is not a reason why I shouldn't have the greatest source of power in Videoland. Go get my the first Sacred Treasure! >B|
*meanwhile with the N Team*
Princess Macey: It isn't fair!!! Ridley weighs more than you, Navin!! -m-
Navin: Are you kidding me? He weighs more than the Chicago Bears! <8(
Coach Pit: In the next event, Bomberman and Psycrow will compete in the 400 yard Dash, through the Electric Maze!
Bomberman & Psycrow: *goes to the starting line*
Coach Pit: On your marks...get set...GO!
Bomberman & Psycrow: *enters the electric maze* >8P
Coach Pit: *narrating* Bomberman is off to a great start!
Landon: *looks at Psycrow* Meow! Navin & Princess Macey: C'mon, Bomberman! You got this!!
Coach Pit: *narrating* Psycrow's falling behind while Bomberman is near the finish line!
Psycrow: *thinking* I-CAW-know your weakness, TNT Twerp! *throws a Barom at Bomberman* Bomberman: *gets hit & falls* AAAAAHHHH!!! *falls to the ground & loses one of his extra lives* Princess Macey: Bomberman!
Navin: He lost one of his lives! <8O
Psycrow: *makes it to the top* Hahahahahaha!!! >BD
Coach Pit: *sighs* And Psycrow wins the Electric Maze Dash...The score for Master Hand's Team is "2" & The N Team has "0". Bomberman: *regenerates, now with only 999,999 lives left* I'm sorry, your highness. I tried...
Princess Macey: It isn't your fault, Bomberman. <8) Those villains cheated. >B\
Narrator: Meanwhile, in a sunken chamber underneath the surface of Skyworld, Evil Bomber looks for the first Sacred Treasure.
Evil Bomber: *ducks* Yuck! Flying rats! *grabs a bag* *opens it to find a cobra in it* AAAHH!! *falls over*
*many bag-looking & jumpscares later*
Evil Bomber: *steps on a floor plate revealing what he came for* A-ha! The first Sacred Treasure! >8D *takes it & goes into a Warp Zone*
Narrator: Back at the towering Skyworld, the Videolympic Games stadium arrives at the location of the next event!
Coach Pit: And now, Princess Macey & Evil Bomber will compete in the Waterfall High Dive!
Evil Bomber: *comes out of the Warp Zone & goes back to Master Head* :\
Master Hand: What took you so long?!
Evil Bomber: Hehehe...
Master Hand: Now get out there before you get disqualified!
Evil Bomber: *leaves the first Sacred Treasure with Master Hand* Yes, sir!
*runs to the match*
Master Hand: *catches the first Sacred Treasure* Mwahahaha...
One down, two to go!
*back @ the match*
Princess Macey: I'm a little nervous about diving down these floating waterfalls...
Navin: Speaking of waterfalls, there's something familiar about the places these games are being held.
Evil Bomber: *climbing up a ladder to the match* =T
Coach Pit: Times will be judged by their grace & difficulty. Not to mention, steering clears of the...flying piranhas.
Princess Macey: Flying piranhas?! You never said anything about flying piranhas!! O_O
Navin: I..uh..didn't wanna worry you...
Landon: Meow meow!
*jumps down* MEOW
*falls in the water, safely*
Judges: *gives a two "8.9s"
, a "9"
, a "9.5"
& a "8"
Navin: Great dive, Landon!
Evil Bomber: Hey! 0o0 No fair, pets don't count!
Navin: Yeah, but you
Princess Macey: That's enough! >m< We'll settle this with the dive. U_U
Evil Bomber: *jumps down* UwU
Coach Pit: Evil Bomber is dropping like a bomb but he'll get a low score if he doesn't put more "bite"
Evil Bomber: *gets bite by a flying piranha* Yeeouch!
*falls into the water, safely(?)*
Judges: *gives a two "9.5s"
, a "9.9"
& two "9s"
Master Hand: *whispering to Kamek* Quick, go get me the second Sacred Treasure!
Kamek: Yes, you wrinkleness!
*gets hit by Master Hand* Yeeow! OmO
Master Hand: Never, EVER
say the words "wrinkles" around me!
These are handsome lines. >B( Now, get goin'!
Kamek: *runs off to get the next Sacred Treasure*
Princess Macey: *looks at Navin* Evil Bomber got an awfully high score.
Navin: Don't worry, Princess! You can beat 'em!
Princess Macey: *jumps down while dodging the flying piranhas* =T *falls into the water, safely*
Judges: *gives a five "10s"
Coach Pit: Princess Macey wins the High Dive!
It's "Master Hand's Team: 2, The N Team: 1"!
Earthworm Jim, Ness & Bomberman: *cheering*
Master Hand: Hmmph! I could've done better & I'm only a hand...
Navin, Landon & Princess Macey: *comes back to the ground from a platform, safe & sound*
Kamek: *gets on the same platform after the got off & goes in the water while nobody was looking* >8) *grabs the second Sacred Treasure [which is stuck]* >_<
????: *pulls Kamek & the second Sacred Treasure out*
*sees that it's the Octopus*
Kamek: *swims away* Waaaahhhh!!!!!
*jumps out the water & lands on Master Hand* I got it, Master Hand!
Master Hand: Two down, one to go!
*l8r, after many matches*
Narrator: As the final event approaches, the score is tied. The fate of Videoland will be decided by the outcome of the 10-Kilometer RocketChariot Race...
Navin: Maybe he's after a special Warp Zone...could be a secret password...
Ugh, this is driving me nuts!!! >_< I'm certain I played something like this before, but I can't remember what!
Princess Macey: Forgot about that, just remember that we gotta win or else those creeps will be living in our palace. >BT *gets off the RocketChariot, along with Landon*
Coach Pit: On your marks...get set...GO!
All RocketChariot: *zooms off*
Coach Pit: And they're off! Evil Bomber's taking an early lead!
Psycrow: *pushes a button on his RocketChariot, turning it into a submarine which then goes into the water below them all* >8)
Ness: Where'd he go?
Psycrow: *shoots a torpedo at Ness* >8D
*gets hit and his RocketChariot explodes, causing him to fall into the water*
Coach Pit: Looks like Ness is out of the race!
Psycrow: So long, shrimp!
*sees a giant gong & gasps*
*gets hit and his RocketChariot explodes, causing him to fall into the water*
Coach Pit: Looks like Psycrow's been given the gong!
Earthworm Jim & Kamek: *racing, neck to neck*
Kamek: Hey Jim! Can I offer you a pet? *turns Earthworm Jim's RocketChariot into a giant Goomba*
Earthworm Jim: *falls into the water* GIYAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Coach Pit: Earthworm Jim really got stomped up this time!
Princess Macey: *covers her eyes* I can't look!
Earthworm Jim: *lands on the ground* Oof! >_<
Coach Pit: And another of the N Team is out of the race...
*sees a tree* Waah!
*gets hit & falls to the ground* Oof! >m<
Coach Pit: Kamek's now out of the race, it's down to Captain N & Evil Bomber!
Navin: It's time for my Mega Speed-Kick!
*pushes the "+" button on his W.I.I. Power Pad, causing his RocketChariot to go much faster* Later, slo-mo!
Evil Bomber: Ha, Captain N is goin' "N" for nowhere! *throws a bomb at his RocketChariot*
Navin: *falls* Aaaaah!
Coach Pit: OH!
Captain N is big trouble!
Princess Macey: Navin! D8>
Navin: Hope this works! *quickly turns some of the remaining parts of his RocketChariot into a rocket-powered skateboard*
*he then zooms off*
Evil Bomber: Huh?! o_e
Coach Pit: They're approaching the Finish Line, Evil Bomber looks unstoppable...
Evil Bomber: *turns to a Warp Zone*
Coach Pit: Wait a sec, he's taken the wrong turn!!
Navin: *crosses the finish line*
Coach Pit: Captain N has done it, the N Team has defeated Master Hand!
Evil Bomber: *comes out & goes to Master Hand with the third Sacred Treasure* >8)
Master Hand: At last, the 3rd one! >8D
Navin: Three...that's it!
Princess Macey: What's "it"?
Navin: What Master Hand's after, the Three Sacred Treasures! >B\
Master Hand: You're correct, Captain N! But unfortunately for you, you're also too late! *opens all of the Three Sacred Treasures*
My power is unstoppable now! Behold, the Warp Zone of Oblivion
*opens it up* Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
The N-Team: *falls into the Warp Zone* AAAAAAAHHHH! >n<
Narrator: Has Master Hand really conquer Videoland? Will Captain N & the others survive the deadly Warp Zone? Find out in the next chilling adventure of "The New Captain N"
The End (for now)